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XXX Vitamin Water, All The Action You Need, Without Any STD’s…

Posted on: March 7, 2008

XXX Vitamin Water

By Jordan Thompson
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If you haven’t seen the new Gatorade Commercial completely hating on Vitamin Water then you have a life and are not reading this Blog. If you have seen the newest commercial then you saw how Gatorade is nervous that Vitamin Water, which was started by a company called Glaceau (Now Owned by Coca Cola) and Rapper 50 Cent (Curtis Jackson) is controlling the market on Vitamin Enhanced Drinks.

Formula 50 Vitamin Water

For the average consumer Vitamin Water is considered to be the next best thing to water, because it is supposedly not full of sugar and calories. Gatorade says that it’s Propel Water has much less calories and is supposedly better for you! Now to get straight to the point, so I can talk about my favorite vitamin enriched drink. Vitamin Water is really high in calories, but tastes good! Gatorade Propel makes me want to stay dehydrated when I taste the artificial sweeteners in it.

XXX Vitamin Water wasn’t my first favorite Vitamin Water, 50 Cents self titled Formula 50 had my attension from it’s inception. It has all the flavor and has a name that makes you feel like it’s making you into a porn star. Not really, but if you’ve been working all day or have been killing yourself at the gym, XXX Vitamin Water will pick you back up and give you the strength and energy to make your partner go “whats gotten into him?” (Or Her, sorry sounds weird cause I’m a Guy) It will make you keep your fridge stacked and never tire from it’s taste. Even though I have given up on Formula 50, just like he has given up rapping for a singing career (Ja Rule) XXX Vitamin Water is the only drink I have never gotten sick of drinking.

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